Pennsylvania open thread
The polls close in an hour. Go nuts.
UPDATE: Holy cow. I leave work, drive home, eat dinner, put the baby to bed, and by the time I finally get to my computer at just before 7:30 PM (this post was created in advance and published automatically at 7:00), I've had almost 7,500 hits in an hour-and-a-half, thanks to link-love for my "don't trust the exit polls" post from Real Clear Politics, the Huffington Post, the National Review, the New Republic, Mickey Kaus, Daily Kos, Free Republic and Democratic Underground, among others. (Talk about a motley ideological crew!)
Craziness!! Admittedly, I did link-whore the post to a bunch of people before leaving work, but I never expected this kind of success. :) Anyway, welcome, new readers! I'll be live-blogging the election results tonight, so stay tuned!
"Go nuts."
Bill and Hillary beat me to it.
Posted by: copndor (the artist formerly known as "Condor") | Apr 22, 2008 7:03:11 PM
To get the ball rolling on accusations of disenfranchisement, apparently my aunt (a big Clinton supporter, but only because she's a racist) wouldn't bring my grandmother to the polling place with her today because my grandmother said she would vote Obama.
yay.
Posted by: Jim | Apr 22, 2008 7:04:06 PM
I've got some racist relatives in Philadelphia too, but that story is pretty messed up Jim.
Posted by: copndor (the artist formerly known as "Condor") | Apr 22, 2008 7:11:10 PM
I once saw Hillary Clinton use a puppy to club a baby seal.
Posted by: David K. | Apr 22, 2008 7:26:42 PM
I'd have just shot em both
Posted by: Dick Cheney | Apr 22, 2008 7:27:02 PM
Hillary and the seal that is, puppies can grow up to be huntin dogs
Posted by: Dick Cheney | Apr 22, 2008 7:27:35 PM
I was only using the puppy and the seal to shield me from sniper fire at 3 am when i tried to answer the phone
Posted by: Hillary Clinton | Apr 22, 2008 7:28:25 PM
George W. Bush hates black puppies
Posted by: Kanye West | Apr 22, 2008 7:28:49 PM
Now Kanye, that ain't true, I love my dog Barney and he's black!
Posted by: George W. Bush | Apr 22, 2008 7:29:48 PM
I think its time we stopped living in fear of puppies and seals and looked towards the future with hope
Posted by: Barack Obama | Apr 22, 2008 7:31:03 PM
It's 3 a.m. Do you know where your puppy is?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton | Apr 22, 2008 7:52:21 PM
The puppy is in the bathroom with me... shhh.
This is how we do in arkansas.
Posted by: Bill Clinton | Apr 22, 2008 8:02:21 PM
Somewhere, under some bridge, a homeless puppy is whimpering.
Posted by: John Edwards | Apr 22, 2008 8:34:22 PM
By the year 2020, the water levels in puppy bowls accross the globe will be receding due to increased carbon emisions.
Posted by: Al Gore | Apr 22, 2008 8:37:25 PM
Do you know what's in that can of purina?
Posted by: Ralph Nader | Apr 22, 2008 8:39:45 PM
Too many puppies are illegally sneaking across our southern border and taking up the space of American-born puppies in our animal shelters.
Posted by: Tom Tancredo | Apr 22, 2008 8:42:14 PM
We're letting puppies become to reliant on human aid. Meanwhile, the cost of purina has risen to unprecedented levels. We need to go back to the Kibbles 'N Bits standard.
Posted by: Ron Paul | Apr 22, 2008 8:44:49 PM
I actually did vote for euthanizing puppies, before I voted against it.
Posted by: John Kerry | Apr 22, 2008 8:48:22 PM
Bob Dole had a puppy once. Bob Dole liked that puppy. Bob Dole thinks America needs more puppies.
Posted by: Bob Dole | Apr 22, 2008 9:35:13 PM
Puppies can be used for nourishment and warmth.
Posted by: Herbert Hoover | Apr 22, 2008 9:39:50 PM
Ask not what your puppy can do for you; ask what you can do for your puppy!
Posted by: JFK | Apr 22, 2008 10:31:36 PM