Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blitzer
As I noted below, Wolf Blitzer was in full self-caricature mode when he announced that John McCain had clinched the GOP nomination: the rambling run-on sentences, the senseless repetition of people's names and other random words, the redundant recitation of the same facts over and over again, the odd choices of verbal emphasis, the constant talk about everything being "important" and "historic," the endless self-referential comments, the unnecessary references to "right now," "standing by," etc., etc.
I patched together a video of the carnage:


Did anyone catch who it was who won the Republican Presidential nomination?
Posted by: Condor | Mar 4, 2008 10:38:13 PM
I think it was Mitt Romney.
Which states voted today, anyway? And are these "calls" based on actual results, or projections?
:)
Posted by: Brendan Loy | Mar 4, 2008 10:42:15 PM
Haha.
Posted by: Condor | Mar 4, 2008 10:43:27 PM
McCain goes on, goes on . . . wow, that's my favorite. (That's the real version what I misremembered in an earlier thread.)
Posted by: B. Minich | Mar 4, 2008 11:13:12 PM
He would make a great weatherman, I think.
Posted by: Kristy | Mar 5, 2008 5:51:35 PM