Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blitzer

As I noted below, Wolf Blitzer was in full self-caricature mode when he announced that John McCain had clinched the GOP nomination: the rambling run-on sentences, the senseless repetition of people's names and other random words, the redundant recitation of the same facts over and over again, the odd choices of verbal emphasis, the constant talk about everything being "important" and "historic," the endless self-referential comments, the unnecessary references to "right now," "standing by," etc., etc.

I patched together a video of the carnage:

Comments

[Condor]

Did anyone catch who it was who won the Republican Presidential nomination?

[Brendan Loy]

I think it was Mitt Romney.

Which states voted today, anyway? And are these "calls" based on actual results, or projections?

:)

[Condor]

Haha.

[B. Minich]

McCain goes on, goes on . . . wow, that's my favorite. (That's the real version what I misremembered in an earlier thread.)

[Kristy]

He would make a great weatherman, I think.