Clinton has tiny popular-vote edge

With 76 percent of the precincts reporting nationwide, the combined Super Duper Tuesday popular vote count, according to CNN, is:

Clinton 5,763,143
Obama 5,687,890

Wow. That's damn close. (It's also damn meaningless. But yay! Numbers! Numbers are fun!)

And on the Republican side:

McCain 3,027,772
Romney 2,346,943
Huckabee 1,604,010
Paul 315,691