By Brendan Loy
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UPDATE: Above, you can listen to a live audioblogged clip of President Bush being introduced.
In case you're wondering, CNN reported that Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne is the odd man out of the State of the Union tonight, preserving the line of succession in case the unthinkable happens.
I wonder if Kempthorne was as momentarily alarmed as I was when the TV signal, on CNN at least, appeared to cut out for a split-second. It came right back on, but my heart skipped a beat there. If somebody blew up the Congress, that's how it might look on TV, no? Everything's normal, and then -- [no signal].
Anyway... President Bush just said if we don't pass new trade agreements, it will "embolden the purveyors of false populism in our hemisphere." You mean like Mike Huckabee and John Edwards? :)
UPDATE 2: Heh. Great minds think alike. Or something.
UPDATE 3: Did I just hear some guy loudly yelling something at the tail end of the round of applause for the success of the surge?
UPDATE 4: Hopefully next year at this time, we'll have a president who can say "nuclear."
UPDATE 5: "Our message to the Iranian people is clear: When Iran gets her freedom, boy, you'll get your motor car!"
UPDATE 6: "America opposes genocide in Sudan"?!? Well that's a relief! Here I thought we supported it! Seriously, what kind of weak-ass language is that... ridiculous!
UPDATE 7: A-ha... it sounded dumb because he flubbed the line, plus there was an inappropriate applause break. He was supposed to say, "America is opposing genocide in Sudan and supporting freedom in countries from Cuba and Zimbabwe to Belarus and Burma."
UPDATE 8: BOB DOLE!!!
UPDATE 9: Mark it down: he said "he State of Union will remain strong" ... at 10:02 PM. It was the second-to-the-last sentence of the speech.
Lame.
UPDATE 10: Who are these dorky congresspeople kissing Bush's ass on his way out? "You make me proud to be an American"? Gag me. Methinks the audio feed is a bad idea for the maintenance of these people's dignity...
UPDATE 11: I agree with Fox's Fred Barnes -- the best line of the speech was: "Others have said they would personally be happy to pay higher taxes. I welcome their enthusiasm, and I am pleased to report that the I.R.S. accepts both checks and money orders." Heh. I laughed out loud.
UPDATE 12: Bush just almost shared a Lieberman-like kiss with Barney Frank! Teehee.
UPDATE 13: Charles Krauthammer is the creepiest-looking person on earth.
UPDATE 14: OMG! Nancy Pelosi was "mouthing"!
Looks more like she was chewing gum or something.
UPDATE 15: Good opening to Sebelius's speech. All about bipartisanship, etc. Very Obama-esque!
UPDATE 16: Here's the text:
I'm a Democrat, but tonight, it really doesn't matter whether you think of yourself as a Democrat...or a Republican...or an Independent. Or...none-of-the-above.
Instead, the fact you're tuning in this evening tells me each of you is, above all...
...an American, first.
You are mothers, and fathers. Grandparents, and grandchildren. Working people, and business-owners. Americans, all.
And the American people - folks like you, and me - are not nearly as divided as our rancorous politics might suggest.
In fact, right now, tonight, as political pundits discuss the President's speech - chances are, they'll obsess over the reactions of Members of Congress.
"How many times was the President interrupted by applause? Did Republicans stand? Did Democrats sit?"
And the rest of us will roll our eyes and think, "What in the world does any of that have to do with me?"
And, so, I want to take a slight detour from tradition on this State of the Union night.
In this time, normally reserved for the partisan response, I hope to offer you something more:
An American Response.
A national call to action on behalf of the struggling families in the heartland, and across this great country. A wakeup call to Washington, on behalf of a new American majority, that time is running out on our opportunities to meet our challenges and solve our problems.
UPDATE 17: A possible reason to vote against McCain: we'd be replacing a guy who pronounces "nuclear" "nukular" with a guy pronounces "Washington" "Warshington."
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