All I want for Christmas is... HUGH!

At Becky's and my baby shower four months ago, Hugh Manatee, who had only recently returned from his Denver ordeal, was peacefully minding his own business as we opened our presents...

...and then, suddenly, he was gone. His disappearance was sudden and without warning, and to this day, no one is quite sure just when and how it occurred. What's clear is that Hugh was mysteriously spirited away by unknown parties engaged in a nefarious kidnapping conspiracy, which investigators have tied to a known criminal mastermind in the western New York region:

"Westside!"

Some feared Hugh Manatee would never return to his Knoxville home. It appears, however, that he made a daring escape from his captors, with the help of an anonymous holiday hero, a few days ago. The day before yesterday, we received a package in the mail from "The Christmas Stork" in North Tonawanda, NY. Inside the box?

Jeez... your stuffed animal spends a couple months in New York, and he comes back looking like Rudy Giuliani. ;)

But we don't judge. We're just glad to have Hugh home for the holidays!

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[Mindsurfer]

Good Lord! It’s young Artemis Fowl, the Criminal Mastermind in in - The Case of the Hugh-Mungus Deception. ;)