When hot alien women attack
Dennis Kucinich claims he's seen a UFO.
Did the craft's arrival coincide with his hot wife's appearance on the scene, by chance? It's always seemed odd that Kucinich would land a gorgeous redhead, but this could explain it: perhaps a species of alien metamorphs is trying to infiltrate our government, and they figured that taking the form of an attractive woman, wooing and marrying a presidential candidate, would be a good way to start. Luckily, this alien society clearly doesn't understand ours very well, or else they would have picked someone other than Kucinich.
But... wait a minute... what about Jeri Thompson???
Somebody needs to ask Rudy about this!
I dunno. I landed a gorgeous redhead and I haven't seen any UFOs lately.
Posted by: Becky | Oct 23, 2007 7:26:31 AM
They'll come back to get him once he calls home.
Posted by: 4-7 | Oct 23, 2007 7:58:36 AM
Yeah, Becky, but you aren't 30 years Brendan's senior either. ;) I'm thinking that Brendan had other reasons to marry you besides infiltrating human society.
Posted by: B. Minich | Oct 23, 2007 8:04:43 AM
Muahahaha... I've got them all fooled...
Posted by: Brendan | Oct 23, 2007 8:38:32 AM
His wife is a Brit from Essex. Isn't "Essex girl" a derogatory term for girls in Britain (think "bridge-and-tunnel")? Paging Alasdair . . .
Posted by: Joe Mama | Oct 23, 2007 9:08:17 AM
While I agree that she's far, far out of Kucinich's league, I disagree with the notion that his wife is "hot." At least based on the picture linked here.
Posted by: | Oct 23, 2007 11:53:06 AM
I hate to be a stick-in-the-mud, but the correct lede for this post would be "Shirley MacLaine claims Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO."
Posted by: Aaron | Oct 23, 2007 11:58:56 AM
Good call Becky. Brendan's bosomy figure is more feminine than Mrs. Kucinich as well.
Posted by: | Oct 23, 2007 12:11:37 PM
Why are we all assuming that Kucinich's wife is the one who's an alien? For all we know, that UFO Dennis saw was the one that gave him a ride here.
Posted by: JD | Oct 23, 2007 1:14:51 PM
Brendan's bosomy figure is more feminine than Mrs. Kucinich as well.
Psst...Brendan is the one on the RIGHT in the blog photo. :-)
Posted by: JD | Oct 23, 2007 1:15:56 PM
Brendan, why are you giving away the secrets of our evil plan? One day, we gingers WILL rule the world!
:)
Posted by: Kristin | Oct 23, 2007 1:17:32 PM
Kucinich's wife definitely has the "black oil" thing going on in that picture.
Posted by: 4-7 | Oct 23, 2007 1:19:53 PM
I get it, JD. And were it not for Becky's pregnancy, Brendan's manbags would dwarf her chest.
Posted by: | Oct 23, 2007 1:20:53 PM
This is good for a laugh and all, but I'll say it again: Brendan, the lede of this post is inaccurate, and you should change it.
Posted by: Aaron | Oct 23, 2007 3:02:18 PM