The answer to the questions about West Virginians

Now I understand what's going on with those folks in West Virginia.  Residents of Maryland, take note: we now know what our neighbors to the west are doing to make themselves the constant butt of our jokes:

WV mommas smoke while they're pregnant.

And I was approached by a sheep the other day.  It told me that it was seeking asylum, because it had been the victim of sexual harrassment in Morgantown.

Comments

[Brendan Loy]

Should we create a category for Josh's Weekly State-Bashing Posts? :)

[Joe Mama]

Smoking to keep the baby's birth weight down for an easier pregnancy. Brilliant!

[Josh Rubin]

Brendan:

Yeah!

[the fourth one]

Surely Josh has more intelligent, creative things to do with his mind and his time than mean-spirited, one-sided posts of this sort.