Rudy Giuliani will protect us from aliens

Not illegal aliens... space aliens! A kid in New Hampshire asked him the question yesterday:

I think it's a legit question! But I want more specifics on Rudy's plan to prepare us for an alien attack. Also an asteroid impact, and that La Palma volcano. No, really! I will vote for the candidate who hires that kid as a disaster-preparedness consultant. :)

P.S. I also want to know the candidates' positions on protecting our senior citizens from robot attacks.

Comments

[Mad Max, Esquire]

"And when they grab you with those robot claws, you can't break free. Because they are made of metal. And robots are strong."

I'm surprised a real insurance company preying on old people hasn't run this ad already.

[Mad Max, Esquire]

As for Giuliani, the correct answer would be one of the following:

1. Develop a computer virus to infect the mother ship.

2. Spread a cold virus to the aliens.

3. Beat the alien with a baseball bat and throw a bunch of water on him.

[David K.]

4. Yodeling music

[Fax Paladin]

Friend's response when I showed him this: "Let's work our way up slowly, shall we? How about spending more on earth crossing asteroid searches than the average McDonalds franchise costs in a year."

[Mad Max, Esquire]

Because there is a profit motive for building a McDonald's. Unfortunately, there isn't one for detecting and shooting down asteroids....until it is too late, anyway.

[Mad Max, Esquire]

The funny thing about this clip is Giuliani sees the potential and really doesn't seem to go anywhere with it. It's not a slam on the guy. It's just the "what do I do with this?" look on his face.

[Becky]

Personally, I would have gone with the whole disaster-preparedness route myself.

[Joe Mama]

That kid has a promising future in the White House press corps.