Irish-Trojan humor
The "NDCHOOCHOO" blog offers some funny "story lines" for the USC-Notre Dame game:
The Streak: USC last lost to Notre Dame in 2001. That loss will not be forgotten by USC, however, as 9th Year Senior Chauncey Washington was just a 3rd year sophomore back then, and will recount his expereinces with the team, after his Geritol.
Snooping Around: Yes, USC supporter and mascot, Snoop Dogg will make the trip out the Notre Dame for the game. Apparently, Desmond Reed told him that there was some really "funky grass" at Notre Dame, and Snooop wanted to check it out for himself. ...
The Fall of Troy: USC is no longer in contention for the National Championship. In fact, they are only in third place in their own conference. To make matters worse, as it stands now, with UCLA's win last season, USC is only the second best team in their own city. In stark contrast, Notre Dame enters the game atop the South Bend polls.
Heh.
He also refers to USC's injured quarterback as "John David Steven Morris Upton Booty." Again, heh.
Did you hear the one about the guy who has this dog and he says, "My dog Max is the biggest USC Trojan football fan of any damn dog in the country. Every year when USC plays Notre Dame he gets so excited and every time SC scores a touchdown he jumps up and down and barks and licks his balls and when USC wins the game he does back-flips and cart-wheels it's some crazy shit."
So the guy's buddy says, "well what's he do when Notre Dame beats USC?"
The guy says, "I don't know he's only 6 years old".
Posted by: Sandy Underpants | Oct 17, 2007 2:23:38 PM
Wow Brendan, the only funny ones were the ones you highlighted.
They are STILL going on about the Bush Push? I never heard about the WSU/USC shoving match, but its Bill Doba, not Lou Doba, the septugenarian Lou was ND's coach. And the Patriots thing? Who cares how many Super Bowls he won, were are his college bowl victories? His national championship trophies? I expected funnier trash talk, but your post was like a hollywood movie trailer, it contained all the funny they had to give!
Posted by: David K. | Oct 17, 2007 8:22:07 PM
If this guy thinks Chauncey is a "9th Year Senior", what does that make Hershel Dennis?
Posted by: Andrew | Oct 17, 2007 10:20:12 PM
David,
That blog is supposed to be ironic. Not surprised you didn't pick up on that.
Posted by: | Oct 18, 2007 11:09:08 AM